○● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 5


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.

Total: 5


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (dark hair)
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 7


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as:
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 3

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 4


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 5


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're over 5'2".

Total: 5


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like, play/ played hockey
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is. BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE FUCKING WORLD BITCHES.
[x] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 3


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4

○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature. (on occasion)
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[x] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[x] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 3

Apparently I'm Italian, though I always thought my mom was. Though in real life we are both Russian, and yet that wasn't my highest score.